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Post by shelli on Oct 13, 2005 5:50:34 GMT -5
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Post by tom on Oct 13, 2005 5:55:28 GMT -5
Blame Canada
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me for my son, Stan.
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan.
And my boy, Eric, once had my picture on his shelf.
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.
WELL...
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anway.
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true.
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
HECK NO!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey-hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too,
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada, foooor...
The smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash,
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!
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Post by shelli on Oct 13, 2005 6:04:01 GMT -5
Woooo hooooo!!
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Post by Caz on Oct 13, 2005 6:20:56 GMT -5
whats all this aboot aaaaaa....oh ya, ya
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Post by dive on Oct 13, 2005 6:23:31 GMT -5
Hmmmmm ya gotta love the flap head's!!
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Post by Caz on Oct 13, 2005 6:26:54 GMT -5
hahahahaha i farted terence!!!
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Post by tom on Oct 13, 2005 6:28:20 GMT -5
your such an unclefucker Philip
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Post by shelli on Oct 13, 2005 6:31:51 GMT -5
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker!!
Helen won't be able to read nay of this, poor love.
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Post by Caz on Oct 13, 2005 6:34:29 GMT -5
ha in that case i fucked her uncle yesterday!!!
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Post by dive on Oct 13, 2005 6:38:40 GMT -5
Net nanny let me in I see all!!!
Caroline that's gross have you seen my uncle???
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Post by tom on Oct 13, 2005 6:44:55 GMT -5
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Artist: Lyrics
Song: Uncle Fucka Lyrics
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
[Phillip:] Suck my balls!
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nicci
Junior Member
The 15 second dancefloor pixie
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Post by nicci on Oct 13, 2005 6:58:03 GMT -5
hey.hows ya'll?
yup,canadians suck,hehehehe
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Post by shelli on Oct 13, 2005 7:02:08 GMT -5
suck donkey balls!! Or do they call them asses, like the yanks?
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Post by tom on Oct 13, 2005 7:02:47 GMT -5
They probably call them cows
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Post by shelli on Oct 13, 2005 10:06:54 GMT -5
BUMP
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Post by Helmut on Oct 13, 2005 10:23:00 GMT -5
"Canada - We invented boredom for something to do... sorry"
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Post by tom on Oct 14, 2005 4:06:04 GMT -5
and don't foget Bryan Adams, they invented that cunt aswell, and Celine Dion
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Post by shelli on Oct 14, 2005 4:07:42 GMT -5
And maple syup! Bleugh!!
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Post by tom on Oct 14, 2005 5:43:19 GMT -5
Ross seemed to like it
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Post by dive on Oct 14, 2005 6:13:17 GMT -5
So Canada Ai!
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