Post by dellboy on Nov 17, 2005 7:37:11 GMT -5
What's the difference between potentially and realistically?
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference between
potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then
answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million
quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.
"So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass
an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do
that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but
realistically we're living with two slappers.
"The father replied, "That's my boy."
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference between
potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then
answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million
quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.
"So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass
an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do
that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but
realistically we're living with two slappers.
"The father replied, "That's my boy."
