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Post by Free The West Memphis' Gee on Dec 8, 2005 9:09:52 GMT -5
This is fucked up! Im 27 years old just to clarify, so about an hour ago im heading to get my lunch when i accidentally bump into this blonde stunner, about six foot tall who looks about the same age as me. So i pick up her sandwich and apologise profusely, and she's all giggly and flirty (i can understand this as i am fucking beautiful!) i would never go further than a flirtatious chat as I have a beautiful girlfriend of three years (together, not 3 years old) who i adore, so im just chatting a little to ease her embarrasment, so then she says what age are you, i tell her and then she says shes FIFTEEN!!!!!!! I couldnt get away fast enough, but im freaked! How the fuck do these girls look so old? And by the same token are they gonna look forty when they're twenty???
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Post by nicci on Dec 8, 2005 9:15:34 GMT -5
4 words for all the fella out there......
ASK FOR I.D FIRST!!!!!!!
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Post by xrobbedgex on Dec 8, 2005 9:20:18 GMT -5
"Hey there gorgeous. Can I see some ID? Great. That's a nice booty you got on you."
Like that?
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Post by Dave Eyesclosed on Dec 8, 2005 9:21:28 GMT -5
Dude you are a paedo!!
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Post by Drummo on Dec 8, 2005 9:27:29 GMT -5
No way man, just do it then DENY DENY DENY!!!!  |
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Post by nicci on Dec 8, 2005 9:29:46 GMT -5
Well its a start!
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Post by Free The West Memphis' Gee on Dec 8, 2005 9:42:22 GMT -5
Well i cant argue, but i mean Dave this girl looked at least 25, i mean stunning! And in all the right proportions ya know! Fuckin weird! |
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Post by Emma on Dec 8, 2005 10:08:58 GMT -5
ya girls are crafty like that dont trust us one bit
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Post by Dave Eyesclosed on Dec 8, 2005 10:11:42 GMT -5
Well i cant argue, but i mean Dave this girl looked at least 25, i mean stunning! And in all the right proportions ya know! Fuckin weird! One question, did ya look back at her after you heard what age she was? |
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Post by tom on Dec 8, 2005 10:15:54 GMT -5
its my lucky frog! I kissed her and she turn into a fifteen year old girl, and that your honour is how she got into my bedroom, works everytime!
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Post by Free The West Memphis' Gee on Dec 8, 2005 10:26:39 GMT -5
Well i cant argue, but i mean Dave this girl looked at least 25, i mean stunning! And in all the right proportions ya know! Fuckin weird! One question, did ya look back at her after you heard what age she was? Im a bass player man! Its all about the low end.... |
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Post by Emma on Dec 8, 2005 10:49:06 GMT -5
hey speak for yourself just dont tar all bassists with the same brush!!!
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Post by Emma on Dec 8, 2005 10:51:19 GMT -5
oh btw mr bastard love your location. fucking brilient movie!!!
the maaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
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Post by drbinoche on Dec 8, 2005 15:10:51 GMT -5
Bro, im gonna sound sleazy as all hell and hit the line no-one else has before, but if there is Grass on the pitch......
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Post by tom on Dec 9, 2005 4:59:33 GMT -5
Yeah Phil, if you or do you have a 14 year old sister? I'll be thinkin the exact same thing about her. Is that ok?
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Post by Drummo on Dec 9, 2005 5:28:12 GMT -5
Bro, im gonna sound sleazy as all hell and hit the line no-one else has before, but if there is Grass on the pitch...... Gospel!!! |
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Post by shelli on Dec 9, 2005 5:56:51 GMT -5
Soooooo many jokes.....
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Post by Helmut on Dec 9, 2005 6:27:15 GMT -5
Hhaha Leon.. you rode a kid with yer eyes.
Glitter Eyes thats what im gonna call ya from now on.
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Post by nicci on Dec 9, 2005 6:29:28 GMT -5
still>>>>>doin kids is wrong!!!!!!so ya friends with micheal jackson at all????hahahahahahaha
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Post by dana on Dec 9, 2005 6:31:20 GMT -5
Bro, im gonna sound sleazy as all hell and hit the line no-one else has before, but if there is Grass on the pitch...... you is sick, mofo, SICK!! |
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