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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 5:35:02 GMT -5
The monkeys have been quiet recently. Those of you who don't know the monkeys would maybe like to know a little more about them- they're the monkeys who go down the well with their red buckets to get the spring water for my giant lollipop factory. Anyway, they've been a bit quiet. I think they have a secret. Not like the last time when they nearly went on strike. I think this could be a good secret. I think they might be about to have monkey babies. It's dark down that well. Who knows what happens?
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Post by tom on Dec 16, 2005 5:38:11 GMT -5
I hope there pedigree monkeys, and not like the last time when they were messin with your oap workers!
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 6:01:46 GMT -5
But of course, wouldn't want a repeat of the colostomy bag incident now would we?
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Post by tom on Dec 16, 2005 6:03:46 GMT -5
I don't know, it was pretty funny, not for you, but for everyone else. By the by, you giving your slaves saturday off now? I realise you need special monkey to put walls up, but we could have used some labourers
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Post by Emma on Dec 16, 2005 6:10:36 GMT -5
even though i dont know whats going on im intrigued. teel me more of these monkeys do thay talk???
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 6:11:29 GMT -5
AH the OAPs are no good for that sort of thing, they complain too much when their hips shatter, and the monkeys get very excitable if they don't get the weekend off, tends to be more shit flinging than usual.
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Post by tom on Dec 16, 2005 6:13:49 GMT -5
Don't know, ask Shelli, but there very good at sign language, they always stick there middle finger in the air when they see me... i only wipped them once, and Michelle's always whipping them, but there still nice to her
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 6:15:07 GMT -5
Thats cause they're afraid of me (like everyone) and they know they can control you, they have a special relationship with the pigeons ya see.
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Post by tom on Dec 16, 2005 6:17:58 GMT -5
yeah, that warehouse of yours is close to Ballymun, you doin work out there tomorrow?
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 6:19:35 GMT -5
Nope, crimbo shopping, gonna buy the OAPs something nice for their bonus, maybe a jar of fish paste or something.
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Post by xrobbedgex on Dec 16, 2005 6:20:50 GMT -5
yeah, that whorehouse of yours is close to Ballymun, you doin work out there tomorrow?  |
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Post by tom on Dec 16, 2005 6:22:31 GMT -5
good one robb. Even though your sick, your still trying to bring a little joy to the rest of us, except Shelli, your on her enemies list now
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Post by Emma on Dec 16, 2005 6:23:01 GMT -5
ha ha ha
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Post by xrobbedgex on Dec 16, 2005 6:25:30 GMT -5
I'm actually feeling pretty bright and breezy this morning. Probably that crazy plant tincture I've been taking, and the extra supplements I've been treating myself too.
It amused me greatly though. Lots of stuff does I suppose...
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 6:26:57 GMT -5
No he's not tom, you are! GRRRRR
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 6:36:09 GMT -5
Oh, remind me to bring ya'll giant lollipops next Wednesday!
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Post by tom on Dec 16, 2005 7:01:17 GMT -5
oh yeah, bring them in when you know i won't be there
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 7:15:27 GMT -5
Ill keep ya one.
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Post by tom on Dec 16, 2005 7:21:11 GMT -5
really?
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Post by shelli on Dec 16, 2005 7:24:52 GMT -5
Suppose, us middle eastern princesses should stick together!
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