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Post by shelli on Apr 20, 2006 5:51:31 GMT -5
I wanna know the best way you've ever heard a "non-attactive" person described.
"She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede"
Just heard one of the lads in work say that and I nearly fell off my chair laughing!
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Post by drbinoche on Apr 20, 2006 5:56:21 GMT -5
'Wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!'
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Post by shelli on Apr 20, 2006 5:57:05 GMT -5
If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldnt ler her look over the wall.
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stabby
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Post by stabby on Apr 20, 2006 6:04:21 GMT -5
'Her face looks like someone tried to put out a brushfire with a screwdriver'
Must be said in an english accent too
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Post by dana on Apr 20, 2006 6:05:19 GMT -5
thats deadly!!!!
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stabby
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Post by stabby on Apr 20, 2006 6:06:15 GMT -5
In more ways than one
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Post by Woody on Apr 20, 2006 6:12:59 GMT -5
In case you can't guess by the list, i know a lot of these little similes. My friends have no standards.
She has a face like a painters radio
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle
She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her
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stabby
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Post by stabby on Apr 20, 2006 6:17:08 GMT -5
I must say i am somewhat disturbed by that
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Post by shelli on Apr 20, 2006 6:19:43 GMT -5
Face like chewed toffee.
She gets as much action as the Dalkey dole office.
No show pony, but would do for a ride around the house.
As rough as a badgers arse.
Drippin in mental.
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Mother Theresa wouldn't kiss her.
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
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Post by dana on Apr 20, 2006 6:19:51 GMT -5
i have to say, the old ones are usually the best
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Post by Woody on Apr 20, 2006 6:21:48 GMT -5
She looks rough as a badgers arse
seriously i could go on for days
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Post by shelli on Apr 20, 2006 6:25:17 GMT -5
The knob ones are hiliarious:
Me mickeys so hard I'd club a whale
Ive a horn on me that would bait pavorriti away from a pizza
Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry
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Post by tom on Apr 20, 2006 7:06:07 GMT -5
I wouldn't let me brother near her
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Post by Emma on Apr 20, 2006 7:47:39 GMT -5
I wouldn't let me brother near her all the rest were good except that one!!!!!! |
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Post by stabby on Apr 20, 2006 7:56:44 GMT -5
*agrees*
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Post by Emma on Apr 20, 2006 7:57:36 GMT -5
unless you didnt love your brother
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Post by stabby on Apr 20, 2006 7:59:20 GMT -5
That's prolly what he was gettin at but It still sucked
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Post by shelli on Apr 20, 2006 8:01:59 GMT -5
He doesn't have a brother.
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Post by Emma on Apr 20, 2006 8:10:14 GMT -5
ya i thought that
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Post by drbinoche on Apr 20, 2006 21:38:07 GMT -5
Gonna be all Gangsta on y'all:
Bitch got a face like a melted welly!!!!
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