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Post by Drummo on May 26, 2006 8:55:42 GMT -5
"Where are we goin?"
"You ain't goin anywhere bitch!"
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:13:02 GMT -5
the forum is truely dead today
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Post by Drummo on May 31, 2006 5:13:28 GMT -5
True.ly
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:15:01 GMT -5
whats up in drummos world?
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:18:05 GMT -5
and rachels?
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Post by Blissful Rachel on May 31, 2006 5:19:58 GMT -5
Rachels world is fantastic at the moment, thanks for askin. but then..Rachel's world is ALWAYS fantastic. I wish i really did live there, not just in my head. |
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Post by Woody on May 31, 2006 5:26:35 GMT -5
and emma's
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:27:49 GMT -5
oh my world is great
and woodys???
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Post by Drummo on May 31, 2006 5:29:32 GMT -5
Drummo's world is moving along far too slowly.
And boringly.
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Post by Blissful Rachel on May 31, 2006 5:32:41 GMT -5
Drummo's world is moving along far too slowly. And boringly. Get instuctions on how to tap dance off the internet and learn to. This will confuse your boss no end, then you can say your having some sort of melt down, you can run out of the office and just go on the knack. But no one will say anything, they will be still too confused over the tap dancing. |
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:36:41 GMT -5
your so wise rachel
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Post by Blissful Rachel on May 31, 2006 5:39:32 GMT -5
Thank You emma, but I know. I know, because I am wise. Its like a circle. |
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Post by Drummo on May 31, 2006 5:40:06 GMT -5
Like a miniture hairy Buddha |
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:41:17 GMT -5
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.
3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.
7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.
8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".
13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza, donuts, or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
15) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
i love numbers 5 + 6
in fact wheres those hilighters...........
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Post by Blissful Rachel on May 31, 2006 5:41:48 GMT -5
Like a miniture hairy Buddha Eh... You lookin for a slap! I am not hairy! Sorry no, I will not slap you. I just realised this is an anchorman reference I am very sorry for doubting you. |
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Post by Blissful Rachel on May 31, 2006 5:43:51 GMT -5
Emma,
Number 6 is amazing
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:45:40 GMT -5
thank you madge
sadly i didnt write it
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Post by Blissful Rachel on May 31, 2006 5:46:33 GMT -5
Ive read it before, its still fantastic though.
Well done for posting it to the masses
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Post by Drummo on May 31, 2006 5:53:23 GMT -5
Like a miniture hairy Buddha Eh... You lookin for a slap! I am not hairy! Sorry no, I will not slap you. I just realised this is an anchorman reference I am very sorry for doubting you. *phew* that was a close call! |
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Post by Emma on May 31, 2006 5:53:40 GMT -5
Anchorman truely amazing viewing
Rachel once ate a wheel of cheese too i wasnt mad either
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