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Post by nicci on Nov 22, 2005 9:41:08 GMT -5
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said on Monday.
"He was too drunk to go to the toilet," said a police spokesman. "The next morning he put a switched-on hairdryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment." When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.
Firemen eventually put out the blaze.
saw this and had to laugh......it could happen to anyone! hahahahah...........
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Post by jen on Nov 22, 2005 9:59:18 GMT -5
no nicci it could happen to you and German grandads but thats about it...
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Post by nicci on Nov 22, 2005 10:20:07 GMT -5
im not that bad excuse you!i know where the toilet is!it might take me some time to get to it but im DEFINITLY not that bad.................so ha!
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Post by nicci on Nov 22, 2005 10:36:10 GMT -5
also funny:
World News
A shop mannequin Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
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Post by jen on Nov 22, 2005 10:39:16 GMT -5
a sex offender! briiliant!
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Post by shelli on Nov 22, 2005 11:59:58 GMT -5
I think his name is funnier, Plentyhorse! HAH!
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Post by dana on Nov 22, 2005 13:00:57 GMT -5
yeah thats a mad name! only in America!
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Post by C a r l a on Nov 22, 2005 13:04:07 GMT -5
yeah thats a mad name! only in America! was it not germany? |
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Post by dana on Nov 22, 2005 13:07:34 GMT -5
well it says Dakota, US so im assuming its the states
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Post by C a r l a on Nov 22, 2005 13:08:43 GMT -5
ah thought u were talkin bout the 1st 1
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Post by nicci on Nov 23, 2005 4:42:08 GMT -5
its a very appropriate name.....unless he wasnt exactley...mmm.....gifted down there.
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Post by shelli on Nov 23, 2005 5:31:39 GMT -5
If he was gifted would he have been humping a dummy??
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Post by nicci on Nov 23, 2005 5:39:28 GMT -5
good point! i'd say he was into necrophilia to. since dead girls and dummies cant say no!hehehehehe...........
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Post by xrobbedgex on Nov 23, 2005 12:32:42 GMT -5
Sit in this bath of ice water for a while, then lay back and don't move...
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Post by nicci on Nov 24, 2005 5:37:21 GMT -5
thats awful!
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Post by missymetal18 on Nov 24, 2005 7:09:56 GMT -5
haha..id have to agree and say necrophilia may be his thing.
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Post by zero on Nov 24, 2005 7:16:27 GMT -5
people shagging dummies, hairdryers burning down houses......wat the fuck is going on.
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Post by shelli on Nov 24, 2005 7:25:08 GMT -5
Its better than trying to picture yellow bricks fucking a road.
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Post by xrobbedgex on Nov 24, 2005 7:31:46 GMT -5
Good call.
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Post by fiona on Dec 8, 2005 7:48:19 GMT -5
yup i agree wit shelli his second name is much more funny than the story! (excuse of the bad grammer!)
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