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Post by shelli on Sept 8, 2005 8:24:02 GMT -5
For those of you who may have heard me drunkenly rambling on about the little flying monkeys my boyfriend bought me for my birthday I would like to clear up this little matter.................. I DO NOT, NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL POSSESS A PAIR OF 6 INCH FLYING MONKEYS! (mainly because they don't exist!, if they did I'd be off down to my local zoo to nick a few!  ) I do however have a Sugar Glider, and apparantly when you translate this into Drunken Shelish it becomes, "lil *HIC* fuckin flyin *HIC* monkey thingys *HIC*" I apologise to those who became excited at the thought of a new species of monkey with wings, and would like to add that Mr. Attenborough will not thank you for ringing him at 3 in the morning with directions to my house to study this new species!!! |
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Post by tom on Sept 9, 2005 3:00:29 GMT -5
Fruit Cake!
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Post by shelli on Sept 9, 2005 6:02:48 GMT -5
No.........Michelle.
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Post by xrobbedgex on Sept 9, 2005 6:13:15 GMT -5
Awesome. Fly my pretties, fly!
Hmm. More funding to the genetic research lab.
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Post by dive on Sept 9, 2005 6:14:34 GMT -5
They look deadly must get an up close look at them sometime!!  |
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Post by shelli on Sept 9, 2005 6:26:08 GMT -5
I only have one cause the other escaped  Hence me running out of fibs at the end of that fateful drunken night screaming "my flying monkeys have escaped in my granny's and are going berzerk!! They'll give her a banger!!!" Yep, so Mia scuttled off into the black night leaving her twin sister Jazmyn all alone and sad |
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Post by dive on Sept 9, 2005 6:27:51 GMT -5
But she has you what more could a flying monkey want!!!  |
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Post by shelli on Sept 9, 2005 6:29:37 GMT -5
I have to admit, my granny thinks I have a screw loose cause of all the stuff i buy her!!
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Post by tom on Sept 9, 2005 6:33:18 GMT -5
Y dont you buy her a speed dial phone... LOL
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Post by Israfel on Sept 9, 2005 10:10:01 GMT -5
i imagine flying monkeys would just fly over people and drop faeces on them all day anyway.
or steal their donuts
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Post by Helmut on Sept 9, 2005 15:20:44 GMT -5
.. I totally misjudged the Topic Title......   ... CMON!! ...I JEST! |
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Post by shelli on Sept 12, 2005 5:40:42 GMT -5
.. I totally misjudged the Topic Title...... ... CMON!! ...I JEST! Now dems da kinda flying monkeys that fly over ya dropping their own faeces on you! |
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Post by tom on Sept 12, 2005 5:43:25 GMT -5
Thats awful... you racist pigs
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Post by shelli on Sept 12, 2005 5:49:53 GMT -5
Shudduppa ur big RA head!!
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Post by dana on Sept 12, 2005 11:12:55 GMT -5
now that....was fuckin........ DEADLY!!!
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Post by tom on Sept 13, 2005 3:41:34 GMT -5
They at least could have been black RAF ( real ass fuckers) pilots!
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Post by shelli on Sept 14, 2005 12:31:27 GMT -5
Less racist, just as funny!  |
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Post by pilot on Sept 16, 2005 16:16:14 GMT -5
I have nothing to say on this subject. So I'll just laugh. Really loud obnoxious like...
So... Where can you find these 6inch flying monkeys anyway? I don't believe your claim they're not real.
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Post by tom on Sept 19, 2005 7:06:13 GMT -5
in africa, there called pigme's
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Post by xrobbedgex on Sept 20, 2005 4:08:04 GMT -5
in africa, there called pigme's pigyou's eh? |
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