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Post by drbinoche on Dec 18, 2005 18:29:05 GMT -5
People please leave your sensitivities at the door, this is a thread where any joke can be said, providing it doesnt offend the mods of course I.E. NO RACIST JOKES. So thats most of Toms jokes gone to start with.
Whats got 6 legs and 2 heads?
NIRVANA
Whats pink, fluffy, and lonely?
FREDDY MERCURYS SLIPPERS!!
Why'd they bury Freddy Mercury face down??
SO HIS FRIENDS COULD SLIP IN FOR A COLD ONE
What would it take to re-unite the Beatles??
2 MORE BULLETS!!
C'mon people add some more brilliant ones!
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Post by meetzemonstaz on Dec 18, 2005 21:03:13 GMT -5
Phil, it musta been killing you to keep the Beatles joke in the last few weeks!!! Hehehee... I'm bored, so...
What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?
They both get sucked off in bogs.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!
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Post by Drummo on Dec 19, 2005 6:14:34 GMT -5
What's black and blue and stops trains?
Jamie Bulger.
What's blue and cold and makes mothers scream?
A cot death.
What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
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Post by tom on Dec 19, 2005 6:20:10 GMT -5
No racist jokes? Thats discrimination!
What do Winnie the Pooh & Jack the Ripper have in common?
Same middle name
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Post by Blissful Rachel on Dec 19, 2005 9:05:11 GMT -5
ah Phil, your a man of your word. You said you were gonna post them jokes on here and you did. Still funny the second time around too
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Post by xrobbedgex on Dec 19, 2005 9:23:42 GMT -5
Wait til you hear them another 80 times.  |
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Post by Drummo on Dec 19, 2005 9:34:34 GMT -5
What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded
Whats the first thing a woman does wen she gets out of the battered wives
shelter?
The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what its like to live with an irritating cunt once
in awhile too.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it
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Post by tom on Dec 19, 2005 9:49:26 GMT -5
yeah, like that one about stitchy ritche, fuckin brilliant the 1st time, fuckin awfull the 47th time, and 48th
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Post by Emma on Dec 19, 2005 9:51:21 GMT -5
yeah, like that one about stitchy ritche, fuckin brilliant the 1st time, fuckin awfull the 47th time, and 48th ive never heard it |
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Post by shelli on Dec 19, 2005 9:54:44 GMT -5
How is voting for Bush like running in the special olympics?
Even if you win your still retarded.
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Post by tom on Dec 21, 2005 3:52:26 GMT -5
ask Phil about it, you'll think its fuckin hillarious, the 1st time you hear it
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Post by asteroth on Dec 27, 2005 17:22:07 GMT -5
When Jordan dies,how will they put a lid on her coffin?
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