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Post by shelli on Dec 8, 2005 7:42:58 GMT -5
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night when
you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to
die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old
friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect
chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your
perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car
keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would
stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out
of her misery, have s*x with the perfect partner against the bus stop,
then drive off with the old friend for some beers.
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Post by nicci on Dec 8, 2005 8:26:48 GMT -5
deadly!i would've saved my mate.but the last one is cool!
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Post by Emma on Dec 8, 2005 8:46:47 GMT -5
think i would have gone for the old lady. i think the old friend who saved mylife would a. understand as they obviously are the caring sort and b. expect more then a lift home to repay them for saving my life
and i already have the partner of my dreams (everybody say awwwwwwww)
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Post by xrobbedgex on Dec 8, 2005 8:53:16 GMT -5
Everybody say bleurgh!  |
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Post by Emma on Dec 8, 2005 8:58:06 GMT -5
ya well at least it makes the moral dilemma easier
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Post by Drummo on Dec 8, 2005 9:01:04 GMT -5
Once the old bitch is dead I really couldn't give a fuck what happened the other two!
..........I would have gone for the old friend.
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Post by drbinoche on Dec 8, 2005 15:08:26 GMT -5
You are walking down a beautiful country road. In the distance you see a small baby sparrow lying in the dirt. Both of its wings are broken. You have a Hammer???
Now there is a Moral Dilemma!!!
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Post by shelli on Dec 9, 2005 5:53:39 GMT -5
Not really, you put it out of it's misery, end off!
Doug Anthony All Stars?
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Post by tom on Dec 9, 2005 6:03:30 GMT -5
Yeah, like dive should a put a hammer to that joeys head?
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Post by nicci on Dec 9, 2005 6:19:11 GMT -5
hahahaha!!!!!im still drunk!
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Post by Helmut on Dec 9, 2005 6:23:58 GMT -5
Drive your mate off a cliff because hes giving your perfect partner (The old lady) the ridin' eyes.
Im not good at these things.
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Post by dana on Dec 9, 2005 6:35:50 GMT -5
the old lady's past it anyway, no point in saving her, she's lived her life!
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Post by shelli on Dec 9, 2005 7:01:41 GMT -5
Take out all the boxes of jelly that are takin up space out of the back seat of your car, empty them into a paddling pool, dive in roll around a bit, drag in your perfect partner, after a bit drag your mate in and have a threesome , get the old lady to film it!
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Post by dana on Dec 9, 2005 7:08:59 GMT -5
i like your way of thinking...... and it gives me an idea.....
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Post by dive on Dec 12, 2005 20:14:57 GMT -5
hahahaha!!!!!im still drunk! The difference being that there was nothing wrong with the Joey and your just Evil tom!  |
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