This one's for you Tom

[Drummo]

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of
huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the
Pope,


"Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make
every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows
him.


Sure enough, the royal-glovedwave elicits rapture and cheering from
every English person in the crowd.


Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done
by someone wearing a worse frock & hat than he, considers what he
could do.


"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just
one little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd
go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that
of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice."


The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."





So the Pope slapped her!!!!!!!

[tom]

brilliant!

[dana]

that IS pretty good